Episode 21: “Cumulous”

Episode 21: "Cumulous" The Sheridan Tapes

CONTENT WARNING: Astraphobia, loud noises, discussion of injury and child endangerment, discussion of family separation due to homophobia 05012018: A series of short recordings from across the continental US, as an unnatural thunderstorm rolls across the country and the stresses of Anna's disappearance begin to press down on those involved in the investigation. Starring Sam Taylor as Doctor Ren Park, Virginia Spotts as Kate Sheridan and Dawn, Jesse Steele as Bill Tyler, Amitola Lomas as Maria Sol, and Trevor Van Winkle as Sam Bailey, with original music by Jesse Haugen. Written by Virginia Spotts and produced by Trevor Van Winkle, and made possible by our supporters at patreon.com/homesteadcorner For more information, additional content, and episode transcript, visit homesteadonthecorner.com/tst21 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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CONTENT WARNING: Astraphobia, loud noises, discussion of injury and child endangerment, discussion of family separation due to homophobia

05012018: A series of short recordings from across the continental US, as an unnatural thunderstorm rolls across the country and the stresses of Anna’s disappearance begin to press down on those involved in the investigation.

Starring Sam Taylor as Doctor Ren Park, Virginia Spotts as Kate Sheridan and Dawn, Jesse Steele as Bill Tyler, Amitola Lomas as Maria Sol, and Trevor Van Winkle as Sam Bailey, with original music by Jesse Haugen. Written by Virginia Spotts and produced by Trevor Van Winkle, and made possible by our supporters at Patreon.com/homesteadcorner

For more information and additional content, visit thesheridantapes.com





CONTENT WARNING: Astraphobia, loud noises, discussion of injury and child endangerment, discussion of family separation due to homophobia

Cold Open

[Hum of fluorescent lights]

[Radio static, switching between channels]

[Low-budget local radio weather intro theme]

[The sounds of footsteps in the background]


Good morning Nevada! Dawn here with Morning Dawn Weather for the Weekend, here to give you this weekend’s forecast. And it’s a weird one-thunderstorms! 

[Cheesy thunder sound]

Tropical storms surging along the Baja coast will carry moisture northward through the Gulf of California into the Desert Southwest and Southern California.

[Clicking noise]

Expect muggy air and increased thunderstorm activity through the whole of Southern Nevada, which, strangely enough, seems to be a pattern across the country, with high levels of storm activity across the Midwest meaning we’re all in for a wild weekend.

[Thud, fridge noises]

Thunder only happens when it’s raining, so get out of that pool and get indoors! June is a little early in the season for all this charged air here in Nevada, but we’ll gladly take that moisture, won’t we? Now back to Skip for your Daily Update.

[Radio transition sound cue]

[Cassette player motor whirs, then stops]


[Main Theme]

[Sounds of a small camcorder starting]

[High-pitched beep]


[Rain falling outside]

Ren Park

Okay, got the video started, and… here we go. Ugh, is that really what my shirt looks like? I was going for cool science dad, but it’s a little… divorced dad who just wants to see his kids again.

Time to retire this shirt, then. 

[He adjusts his shirt]

Dr. Caldwell thought a video of myself speaking would help with the

nerves, but…it’s Stanford, so how much is this really going to help?

[Sounds of a storm outside]

Once again, I’ve had too much caffeine, and I’m weirdly giving my own exposition for me and only me.

[Footsteps, walking back towards computer]

Ooookay, deleting this one…

[High-pitched beep]


[High-pitched beep]

Ren Park

Hello and welcome, students of Stanford!

[Outside, a massive thunderclap]


[He sighs, laughs a little]

So my competition is Enough Electricity to Power New York City for 26 Minutes. Piece of cake.


Thank you for joining me here today, especially since it required coming back to campus during your summer break. I hope you feel that this talk ends up being worth it!

Most of you probably haven’t heard of me, so I’ll tell you a little about myself. My name is Doctor Ren Park, and I work at the Institute for Stellar Propulsion, Heuristics, and Aeronautics, better known as ISPHA, in Ventura, California. I have a background in aerospace engineering, like some of you, and my work now involves a lot of research in physics as well, like many of the rest of you. Congratulations on making it this far! I know first-hand how difficult being a grad student is.

I hope that as you carry on into your career or perhaps the further reaches of academia, you’ll be able to glean something from my talk today.

When I was invited to speak to you, my future competitors, my challenge was actually in figuring out how to narrow down my topic. There are a million things I could talk about, and actually, if you catch me after this, I’m happy to go on and on and…

[Clears throat, shuffles notes]

But… when I was invited to speak with you, after narrowing it down, I decided that what I wanted to leave you with was a sense of excitement for what’s to come after you leave school. Things may seem wild now, as many of you are beginning your studies and research into more contemporary and abstract topics, but I want to tell you, without giving too much away, that it gets even stranger.

[Thunder rolls]

A few years ago, I had an experience working in my office alone one night that I can only describe as… unexpected. It was one of those nights when the breakthroughs were nearly outpacing my research, which, unfortunately, I’m not authorized to tell you about today. But what I am allowed to tell you, at least in part, is where that night led me next.

Take a moment to think about everything you know about mushrooms. Or to put it scientifically, mycology. What are some things that we know about fungal life?

[Shuffles cards]

Yes, very good point-no, you’re thinking of bean sprouts-no, they don’t give you an extra life-yes, good.

[Shuffles cards back together]

One property of mushrooms that you probably haven’t thought of is that they may hold a secret to our understanding of time. I know, you probably weren’t expecting that one! Should have dosed up before class, am I right-

No, I can’t say that… 

[Pencil scratching noises]

Ah, you probably weren’t expecting that! This is a field of study that has remained somewhat out of the spotlight until recently. You may or may not be familiar with the work of mycologist Paul Stamets. He has a quote that I think opens this topic beautifully: “Fungi are the interface organisms between life and death.”

Stamets’ work with the military is hardly open for public knowledge, but many of his stories are contained in his books and in interviews available online, which I’d encourage you to check out.

Among some of his more famous stories about the power of psychedelic mushrooms, or psilocybin, are some frankly unbelievable accounts of people allegedly gaining back senses that had been lost, overcoming speech disorders, healing trauma from their early lives, and even predicting the future. That last one actually has quite a bit to do with some of the work that I’m currently-

[Pencil scratching noises]

Nope, can’t say that either… 

[Shuffles cards]

Did you know that the largest and oldest organism on earth… is a mushroom? Armillaria ostoyae, or what I like to call the “Humongous Fungus,” is a fungal colony that covers 2200 acres of Malheur National Forest, Oregon. It’s calculated to be up to 8,650 years old, weighing thousands of tons.

Imagine, if we were working on decoding this organism’s experiences, what we could learn about the Earth.

[Shuffles cards]

Ooh, wait…

[Clears throat]

Imagine, if we could decode this organism’s experiences, what we could learn about the Earth.

Already, hundreds of research projects are being conducted on fungal life in the Pacific Northwest, and many of these projects have interesting implications for how we can solve everything from our climate change crisis, to the survival of the bees, to the future health of humanity. But so far, there’s one problem that science hasn’t even been able to touch… do we know what that is?


In your studies, you have learned that a state of total entropy is the natural conclusion of everything in the universe. But… what could we learn from an organism that may be able to resist entropy? In their very nature, fungi are involved in the decomposition of other living beings, so decay does not have the same stranglehold on them as it does other life. There is evidence to suggest that fungi is capable of storing all of its learned information so that even when a colony is impacted or destroyed, the spores that are released ensure the survival of its knowledge. In other words, mycelial networks potentially house indestructible information.

[Thunder rolls]

Imagine, even further, if we were able to transmit information on a potentially indestructible network?

According to Stamets, it may be possible.

Quote: “I see the mycelium as the Earth’s natural Internet, a consciousness with which we might be able to communicate. Through cross-species interfacing, we may one day exchange information with these sentient cellular networks.”

The future of scientific discovery is quickly becoming cross- disciplinary. It’s high time for all of us, but especially our emerging leaders, to embrace topics that we might not have considered before. Which is why I’m here speaking to you today.

So here’s the proposition I’d like to present to you in this lecture:

If fungi resists the pull of entropy, and our understanding of the passage of time is based on an ever-increasing amount of entropy, what does that say about mycelium’s abilities to resist the passage of time itself? And what could we accomplish if we were able to communicate with that network, inside… or outside… of time?

[The thunder rolls louder and longer]


Video Ends

[Cassette noises]


Tape: Family Camping Trip – Jun. 1st, 2018

[Hiss of static, then fades]

[Sound of rainfall outside a tent]

Kate Sheridan

I am so… so… sooooo exhausted. 


Peter and I thought this would be a nice weekend away as a family: you know, take the RV out to Wisconsin, Andrew will get to burn off all that 4-year-old energy he has, we’ll all get some fresh air, I’ll get a break to recover from busy season… yeah, no.

I mean, maybe it’ll get better. Andrew is finally passed out in the RV, Peter’s walking to the nearest gas station to get us some hopefully palatable red wine, and I’m decompressing in the tent under our canopy. Pretty weird to be sitting here actually, Anna would die if she saw me like this. Sitting in a real tent, sneaking a cassette recorder into the camping supplies-I can’t believe I could even find one of these. I just thought… Well, I don’t know. 

Ugh, I can’t believe Peter actually thought it would be a good idea to tell Andrew that old camp story about the… what was it? Beechwood Monster?

Apparently he heard it from his sister. I thought Andrew would be terrified, but… he wasn’t. Actually, if he’d been scared, that would’ve been easier. He asked us questions for what must’ve been… an hour? No, probably twenty minutes, but it was unrelenting.

“Does the Beechwood Monster live here too?” “When is his birthday?” “Is the Beechwood Monster as old as the dinosaurs?” “Does he have to take naps?” “Do the-is the-how we-can we when we see the Beechwood Monster?”

[Heavy sigh]

To make this weekend extra fun, I’m also fighting a deadline. Ren reached out to me for help with his taxes. Yeah, past the deadline. And it’s a lot… a few years’ worth. He has a pretty crazy work life. And a crazy idea of what counts as a business expense-he’s saved the receipt for every single snack purchase he made in the past three years. Thankfully they were in order, but… have you ever seen a

300 page PDF of snack receipts? He named it “Research Fuel 2016-2018.” I guess once you pop, you really can’t stop. Ooh, that was bad.

Anyway, Ren threw me a shocking amount of cash for the job. And hey- a book of snack receipts is the  most exciting thing to happen at work this year. Not that I’m complaining, I mean, who’s really excited about their work, honestly?

Well, Anna was… is.

[The sounds of the rain]

[She sighs]

Why am I sitting in a tent on the ground in the middle of a thunderstorm? Talking to myself like Anna used to do? I would say this is the grief talking, but if I’m grieving, then that means…

[She sighs]

She’s just been gone a long time. That’s it. She’s disappeared before, this is just… an extra-long break from the world. A classic Anna Sheridan retreat from reality.

Without her van. Or her possessions.

[She sighs]

I’m so mad at her. I know I shouldn’t be. Oh my God, she could be hurt. She could be trapped somewhere. That… thing that was pretending to be Anna could be… no, that’s too awful. And it’s been two years, it might be long gone. When Anna called last year, she didn’t seem to be worried about it anymore. At least, she never brought it up, so…

I can’t… I can’t believe that thing had Andrew. I can’t believe I didn’t notice something was wrong. How stupid am I? I spent three days with a… a… fake, cheerful Anna, like it knew somehow that’s what I wanted to see.

Although, I remember something now about those three days that I

haven’t thought of in a while. I barely ever looked into her—its… eyes. While it was there with us.  It’s like some part of my brain was trying to warn me, but I didn’t listen. I remember feeling at the time that those three days were some of the most peaceful that we ever had, and that’s how I kept describing it, but now that I think about it… I wasn’t calm. I was numb. I hardly felt… anything. It was like I was just floating above myself the whole time. And I remember when Anna finally called to check in on us, I was… angry. So angry.

If that thing knew how to get around my defenses, what else did it know? What else was it able to… read? About me? What did it want?

[She shivers]

I can’t. I can’t go there. I saw what curiosity about this stuff did to Anna, and I can’t.

Oh, I feel so stupid for falling for it, though. Anna was so strong after that day. We never really got along, but after that, she just made me feel like… it wasn’t my fault. To be honest, that’s probably the closest I’ve felt to her. She didn’t feel like my baby sister anymore, she was just… Anna Sheridan. I loved getting to see that side of her. She was strong, knowledgeable, sure of herself… I guess I can see why she does what she does. 

I wonder… I wonder what kinds of things she’s seen in her life? I feel like if she told me about it now, I’d probably believe her. If she wasn’t high, at least.

[She laughs, rueful]

She’s tough, though. Wherever she is… I don’t believe she’s dead.

I know that’s crazy, but I can’t believe it. She fought everything, always. She fought me our whole lives, just as much as she fought with mom and dad. That’s the thing, I was always in the same category as our parents with her. She just assumed I was happy with… how things turned out. I’m just as stubborn as her though, and…

I never found a way to tell her… what? It’s not like I want to live in a van and go traipsing around the country to conjure up monsters and whisper around unholy graves, or whatever else, and then celebrate with a… what did she call it? Hotboxing. But like… I wouldn’t mind a road trip. Maybe even listen to some scary audiobook or something, to make her happy. Does that make sense?

I think I could handle a Stephen King.

[A small rustling noise in the woods]

Hello? Anyone there?

[A bird noise in the distance, the continuation of the rain]

This better not turn into… 


No, there’s animals in the woods, that’s all it is.

Huh… that reminds me of a line of Anna’s that’s always… well, haunted me I guess. For lack of a better word.

“People say, ‘Don’t go out in the woods at night, there’s a monster out there.’ People say, ‘Stay back from the edge, out of the dark, away from anything dangerous, unknown, or new…’ and maybe they’re right, if all you want your life to be is long.”

It’s unfortunately lyrical, I know. I can’t help but feel that she wrote it about me. If she could only see me-

[A twig snaps nearby]

This is really not the time! Whoever you are.

[The rustling continues]

Hey, I-you need to leave us alone. You are NOT welcome here!

I swear to God, you bring one cassette recorder on your family camping trip and-

[A faint, almost imperceptible voice that sounds something like Anna]

Anna? No, it can’t…

[The rustling continues]

Oh my God, not again. Not again. 




Okay, that’s it.

[Fabric rustling]

[Tent zips open]

[Series of clicks]

This stupid flashlight! If you think I’m going down without a fight, you’ve got-

Peter Slate

(calling out from the distance)


Kate Sheridan

Oh my God, Peter, I’m sorry. I wasn’t — haha! Wow. Oh… Peter. It’s you! Of course it is. Who else would it-

[Clears throat]

Did they have a good pinot?

[Clack and clatter as tape ejects]

Tape Ends

[Storm rumbling outside, quietly]

New Voicemail: 06/01/19

[An outgoing call rings, the voicemail tone beeps]

[Sound of rain in the background]

Bill Tyler

Hey mom… it’s Bill. Um… wow, it’s good to hear from you. I’m sorry I missed you, I passed out almost as soon as I got home from the hospital—and by that I mean, I took a nap, I’m feeling fine now. No losing consciousness here. No sir-ee… 

[He chuckles]

Man, it’s dumping out there. Um, anyway, yeah… you can probably tell my voice sounds a bit tired, but it’s not nearly as bad as right after the accident. I hope

that eases your worries.

My lungs were damaged, of course, and they’re not quite what they used to be. But the doctors say that my recovery has already been “unexpected,” as they put it, so they told me to have hope and to keep resting.

I was lucky that Sam was there, with how quickly that fire sprung up and with how bad my insides were burning, there’s no way I could’ve…

Uh, well, I don’t need to go into that. I guess you could say there’s been more than our fair share of strange things happening around Oslow lately. Some light officer impersonation, mysterious disappearances, ghostly whispers, ominous coworkers, bar fires… I’m sorry, that’s flippant of me, I guess that’s how we tend to… handle this kind of stuff.

I don’t want to worry you, we’ve got a good team here, and we’re all looking out for each other. People say and they do a lot of crazy things, that’s all. You wouldn’t believe half the stuff I’ve seen in this job. 


It’s enough to make you doubt your own sanity sometimes, but… I don’t want you to worry, we’ve got this handled. We’ll figure out who’s responsible. Someone… Someone’s responsible.

Anyway, I’ll pass along your thanks to Sam, I’m sure he’ll—well, he’s a private person, but I’m sure it’ll mean… something… to him.


Look, I was surprised to see that you called, actually. It’s been a long time. The last time was… not great. I know that this is a lot to put on a voicemail, but…

Well, mom, I’m still with Robert. I’m still exactly who I told you I was back then. To be honest… I was kind of relieved that you didn’t pick up so I could talk.

Maybe you’ve… well, not exactly changed your mind, but, maybe… I just need you to know that I love my life. I do. I love Robert. He has taken such good care of me. And I’m happy.

I think you would love Robert. If you ever want to meet him. He loves Antiques Roadshow as much as you do. Maybe more! Look, if you can believe that.

Anyway, this is a long message! Sorry if I rambled, these meds, they’re — I’m just surprised to hear from you, that’s all. It’s brought up a lot of memories. Maybe, if… if you can hear me. Really hear me. I’d love to talk again.

And I love you too, mom. Thank you for saying it.


Voicemail Ends

[Phone hangs up]

[Bill sighs heavily]


[Door opens, heavier sounds of storm]

Bill Tyler 

[singing softly to himself]

And am I born to die?

To lay this body down?

And must my trembling spirit fly into a world unknown

A land of deepest shade

Unpierced by human thought  

The dreary regions of the dead 

Where all things are forgot 

The dreary regions of the dead 

Where all things are…


[A massive thunderclap]

[Sam’s panicked breathing]

Sam Bailey

Just a storm…

[The sound of waves]

The Creature

[Echoing, distant]

I want an end…

Sam Bailey

It’s just a storm…


De Witt

[Echoing, distant]

Things only work in your favor when you’re willing to do whatever it takes to win…

[Dogs howling]

[Crackling fire]

Anna Sheridan 

[Echoing, distant]

What would you do… to save yourself…

[Sam’s breathing calms]

[Knock knock]

[Supernatural sounds fade away]

Maria Sol

[Through the door]

You ready to go?

Sam Bailey

Be right there, Maria.

[He shifts]

Maria Sol

Uh… You good, Sam?

Sam Bailey


[He opens the door]

Let’s go.

[Receding footsteps]

[Thunder rolls]


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